Showing posts with label grading systems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grading systems. Show all posts

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I have Fancy Vivid snot*


This is a follow up from my facebook posting today. I have had a bad cold for a week and have been blowing out A LOT of snot. It got me thinking. We all know that clear snot is better than green snot, because green snot means infection. I have not had green snot, but a wide variety of clear to dark yellow.

If snot could be graded. Should we use the same system as maple syrup. Divided into two major grades: Grade A and Grade B. Grade A is further broken down into three subgrades: Light Amber (sometimes known as Fancy), Medium Amber, and Dark Amber. Grade B is darker than Grade A Dark Amber.

Or should we use the colored diamond system of Faint, Very Light, Light, Fancy Light, Fancy, Fancy Intense, Fancy Vivid, Fancy Deep, and Fancy Dark.

Mostly I just want to talk about having fancy snot and I like classification systems.

*I prefer the term snot over mucus